10.25.05

- at 2:07 pm

I thought I could give up making fun of Sacramento but I'm weak. Today's example of life in Sactown.

This example of sanity makes my skin crawl. Miss Right? I don’t know, dude. I mean I can get past your picture but the pseudo cute dog picture and the slap happy penguins are a bit much. You seem like the type that would buy me a teddy bear with a big, red bow on it and want me to display it in my house.

Cute!! She’s still at the age where one counts the month until their next birthday. Oh wait, I think I stopped that when I was about eight. Cute! Her little doggy makes her seem so sweet. Cute! She is posting on the internet looking for someone to ‘chat’ with while she’s at work. I can only hope that her employer sees this and gives her the boot. Or offers to ‘chat’ with her more at work so she’s happier.

Ick Again with counting of months…must be a new thing. I mean at first I thought they were counting due to the excitement of being 21, but as the photos show, he already knows how to drink and then some. Note to poster: We never want to see your muscles until we ask, black & white photos don’t necessarily make everyone look hot, and being a drunk isn’t everyone’s cup of tea.

Santa Claus is coming to town! Well, he wants you to go out of town with him. A trip with Santa Claus! It is every kid’s dream. But wait, I’m an adult and I’m already booked that weekend. Damn.

I was going to take another poke at News 10
(like Sac Rag does brilliantly) but hit this other News 10 and realized that Schedectady County could give us a run for our money on the mundane crap posing as news.

You can deny it but I think most husbands would like their wives to be lesbians for a period of time. It might be a few hours or a whole day but I think after a week they’d be sick of it. I’d hope. We’ve had this conversation in my house on a few occasions (ok, more than a few) and I’ve never been able to come up with a good ‘companion’ for myself if I were to swing that way. Today I found her. I know, she’s a slut but all is fair in this game right? The husband, on the other hand, has this in mind. She’s just not doing it for me. It might be the marriage to the gay guy from Melrose Place and it might be the fact that she’s had three children but I just couldn’t do it.

My pick: HOT

His pick: NOT

And yes honey, you can stay.

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