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2004-12-08

BigFoot Takes a Lady at 11:18 a.m.

I�m thinking that a side trip to Venezuela might not be the best idea. Look at the warning and see what you think. Pirates? While it does sound exciting and quite exotic, I think anyone who really knows me knows that I would faint at the sight of a real pirate. I would be the freak girl who starts crying and carrying on that they have to kill first just to shut me up. I would never last in any type of stressful, life defining moment like that. Well, maybe. But definitely not in a pirate takeover.

Last night I watched some type of �the making of porn� on HBO. It was riveting. They had all kinds of specialized porn (a woman who had sex with Sasquatch for god�s sake) favorite was the �old porno man�. Old porno man was a 64 year old retired marine who started his own porn company. It was called �Old man, young women�. He was the director, producer, and star of a series of movies involving him having sex with women in their early 20�s. It was ingenious as he was just a dirty old man who wanted young girls and he found the perfect way to do it. At the end it said that he makes $140K a year selling tapes of himself. Lovely.

This is one of the scariest faces I've seen in a long time!

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