2005-01-12

Various ideas for today at 11:18 a.m.

I would like to sell advertising on my ass instead of on my forehead.

Both of these stories amused me in a sick one. The first, about a cow and the second (on the same day!) about a tiger. Don't you find these a tad strange?

My mom loves to send me crazy stories about lawyers and why they're nuts. I think it's a subtle way to tell me that despite this, I married 'up'.

I definitely want this for my birthday. Please send it to me.

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