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I Don't Like You In That Way
The Superficial
Anonymous Lawyer
Mimi Smartypants
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plumwin at gmail dot com
2005-04-18
spam me at 1:46 p.m.
Repeat: Christian mortgage brokers, loan specialists, CPAs to help with my taxes, and any other Christian financial gurus that want to help me fix my money problems the Christian way. I didn't want to do this but I must. I am Jewish. There, I said it. Leave me be. You've got the wrong girl.
The three emails I got (all from separate entities) promising me a fulfilling job in law enforcement. In other words, policewoman recruiting. While I would love to picture myself a la Angie Dickinson (or Wonder Woman even!) being all hot in my blue uniform, I can't qualify. I can't even tell you why, I'm just letting you know. I won't pass the most minimal background check. I haven't always fit in on 'that' side of the law so you've got to find someone else.
Ink Blowout! Please stop. Who is that obsessed with their ink cartridges? It's insane. I have literally dozens of different companies fighting for me to buy ink cartridges from them. Is ink the new code word for heroin? I mean I can understand the excitement about having your documents print out all spiffy and neat but this is taking it a bit far. But, if ink is a code word for anything else, slip me an email...
Lose fat while sleeping! As seen on ABC, CBS, and NBC
I'm enchanted by these ones for many reasons. One is that I can barely keep my weight over 105 pounds so I'd freak out if I actually started losing weight while I was sleeping. That would be a nightmare literally. But I also find these ads ironic as if you've seen these products demonstrated on all these network (there were more than the three I listed) you're watching too much damn tv! Get some excercise.
spam me at 1:46 p.m.
This is on my wish list.
It's Monday and it basically sucks. Again, I feel I must address (and readdress) some spam I've been receiving. First, let me point out that this spam is coming from an entirely fake email address I use that has absolutely no information about me attached to it. So the spam that is being sent is so not for me. Here goes:
Repeat: Christian mortgage brokers, loan specialists, CPAs to help with my taxes, and any other Christian financial gurus that want to help me fix my money problems the Christian way. I didn't want to do this but I must. I am Jewish. There, I said it. Leave me be. You've got the wrong girl.
The three emails I got (all from separate entities) promising me a fulfilling job in law enforcement. In other words, policewoman recruiting. While I would love to picture myself a la Angie Dickinson (or Wonder Woman even!) being all hot in my blue uniform, I can't qualify. I can't even tell you why, I'm just letting you know. I won't pass the most minimal background check. I haven't always fit in on 'that' side of the law so you've got to find someone else.
Ink Blowout! Please stop. Who is that obsessed with their ink cartridges? It's insane. I have literally dozens of different companies fighting for me to buy ink cartridges from them. Is ink the new code word for heroin? I mean I can understand the excitement about having your documents print out all spiffy and neat but this is taking it a bit far. But, if ink is a code word for anything else, slip me an email...
Lose fat while sleeping! As seen on ABC, CBS, and NBC
I'm enchanted by these ones for many reasons. One is that I can barely keep my weight over 105 pounds so I'd freak out if I actually started losing weight while I was sleeping. That would be a nightmare literally. But I also find these ads ironic as if you've seen these products demonstrated on all these network (there were more than the three I listed) you're watching too much damn tv! Get some excercise.