2005-02-09

Make Corey Feldman Stop at 10:09 a.m.

Enough already Corey Feldman! Damn you and your unending quest for fame. You were never anything after Goonies. It's over for you. I saw you on the Surreal Life, all your whining and crying and berating your girlfriend. You are a has been child actor who wasn't that big of a deal to begin with. And now you think you may have had sex with Whacko Jacko and this will reinvigorate your career? Get over yourself.

Kids. Kids. Kids. Please don't try this at home. Have we not seen this enough?

I hate to be rude but not everyone gets to do everything. It's not fair? I am not a supermodel, right? Now that is unfair.

We should add this to the list of things to teach our children: thou shall not scalp.

Poor Chuck!

I am supposed to have lunch with a friend on Monday. This friend has given up swearing for lent which makes the whole lunch idea seem pointless. What is gossip without swearing?

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